The amazing crime fighting duo strike again!
November 9th, 2009 by jordan-wsnyMy husband and I seem to find ourselves in the most interesting situations. But its what you do in those situations that can either make you laugh, make you mad or make you just plain crazy!! In this case we were coming from my in laws house on Saturday night around 10:30pm. We were going through the big metropolis of Plain City. Now before you go and think I’m making fun of this town please know it is out of fondness. The town that I grew up in is just like Plain City ….you know, two stop lights, mom and pop businesses and a very strict speed limit. As we are crawling through town doing 25mph we notice something dart out into the street and run back. It looks like a person….and just when we go past that “person” I see a bunch of preteen boys with guns laying on the side of the street waiting to hit passing cars with either a paint ball or pellet gun. Well just then I hear BAM so I tell my husband to pull over into a parking lot so I can see if there was any damage done to my NEW car. I jump out, don’t see much but then I start to get really mad because I know there are bunch of kids just a block away and they are doing this to every car going past!!! I look at my husband and say “Feel like scaring some kids??” He agrees and I tell him to turn the car around and head back in the direction where the kids were hiding out. Leave it to my husaband to add drama to the whole thing…He pulls out of the parking lot and guns it down the street, with squealing tires. These kids must have been watching to see if we were going to come back because I see a whole bunch of them start running when they see our car. So we pull into a side street where they are running and I jump out and start running after them (I was about ready to have a heart attack!). So these boys run in between two houses that have a bunch of trees to hide them. I can see their sillouettes against the street lights so I start yelling at them and tell them that they nailed my car with something, that they better quit before they get someone killed. So I turn to walk away and I’m dying on the inside….I want to laugh so hard but pretend to be extremely mad as I stomp back to my car and slam the door. My huband looks over at me in the car and be both start laughing so hard we’re in tears! Man, that felt awesome!! If these kids wanted to dish out some fear in drivers then I was about to make them wet their pants in fear as well! Whether I accomplished that…I’ll never know. But these kids gotta realize they can’t be hitting cars with things. So we drove over to the Police Dept. and told them what happened and how we handled it and the cops just laughed and they wanted in on the action too. They got all suited up to go and have a little talk with these kids. Thank God there was no damage done to my car because they really wouldn’t want to deal with me then!! What a funny night….I honestly haven’t laughed that hard in quite awhile! So my husband and I will put away our super hero capes away for awhile until we are needed again!